If you got poop on your arm would you clean it by continuously wiping paper against it?
Hygiene begins here, Paper alone we do not condone.
Presenting the Love Your Bottom BumGun, the sure-fire way to ensure your butthole is clean, fresh, and not irritated from dragging dry paper across its delicate skin.
Option 1 - Get a hot tradesman to install it whilst you oversee his manliness.
Option 2 - Simply locate the tap or faucet at the back of your toilet that feeds the cistern. Turn off the water.
(You may need a small 'T attachment' to allow for a second water outflow from your tap (faucet) and into the cistern and BumGun. Which you can get from your local hardware store, we'd also recommend a small amount of plumbing tape on all threads to ensure no leaks.)
Unscrew the hose to the cistern and put the 'T attachment in place and screw in the cistern hose.
Screw on the BumGun hose with the shortest thread, screw on the BumGun to the long thread on the hose.
Drill a small hole into your wall and screw in the BumGun holder.
